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mancunian1998 ([personal profile] mancunian1998) wrote2011-04-07 07:59 pm
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Sssstudentses

Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!

Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum. But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.

Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.

Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!
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Последний день перед каникулами завтра, да-ссс. Надо будет им прочитать этот тексссст ссс выражением, абыр! абыр!

[identity profile] scordata.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Забавно. Удачных каникул!

[identity profile] mancunian.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Спасибо!

[identity profile] phoonzang.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
не понимаю вашей нелюбви к студентам и лекциям

может, дело в объемах

[identity profile] mancunian.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Дело в разном. Тут и бюрократия, и в целом низкий уровень студентов. Вот несколько постов на эту тему, если интересно:

http://mancunian.livejournal.com/581799.html
http://mancunian.livejournal.com/445345.html
http://mancunian.livejournal.com/581968.html
http://mancunian.livejournal.com/1119214.html

[identity profile] slif-zasschitan.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
охуенно, например. если б хорошие студенты - надо было бы кагбе невзначай "потерять" распечатку на видном месте. а так - даже не поймут о чем базар.